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Pathetic Directives for Beto Crowd Found After Rally

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39 Comments on Pathetic Directives for Beto Crowd Found After Rally

  1. Call: Grab the guns!
    Response: They give us the runs!

    Call: Beto’s a white male!
    Response: He’s going to fail!

    Call: Beto can’t lose!
    Response: Just ask Ted Cruz!

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  2. Just like JEB “Please clap” moment.
    To be fair, having watched a Tonight Show from the audience, there are laugh and applause lights.
    I’m sure that even in a Trump rally there are some guidelines. However, you can see the enthusiasm when there are 15000 to 20000 crowded inside and thousands outside. His crowd doesn’t need to be photoshopped into the pictures as was done with PIAPS.
    MAGA
    KAG 2020

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  3. G’bye Beto!!! It’s not Us…It’s You…I guess We just had

    different definitions of Counter Culture 😉

    (Pathetic Directives would be an awesome Name for a Band..Possibly Emo)

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  4. Hmm. I don’t recall getting instructions on how to act or what to chant at a Trump rally. “build the wall” and “lock her up” were organic responses to Trump’s policy statements.

    “Hell Yes” “We Can” — Beto/Barack? O’Rourke/O’Bama? Did he think his phony Hispanic handle would fool everyone into believing he was an exotic white obama?

    The Democrat candidates are the biggest assortment of weirdos I’ve ever seen in one race.

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  5. Answerman Cooper
    NOVEMBER 3, 2019 AT 7:52 AM
    “It couldn’t end any other way.”

    …well, I was kind of hoping for a hail of bullets from a deraged Berntard or a member of the Warrenhoe Tribe, but he never WAS worth the scrap value of a single cartridge, and just IMAGINE the disgusting, lying funeral that would ensue, not to mention knees jerking all over Washington…

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  6. The last call & response on the cheat-sheet is sorta funny, this one:
    Call: Hell Yes
    Response: We can

    It’s as if the Beto campaign had a brainstorming session and were talking about the impact of the Obama campaign’s, “Yes We Can” slogan and they were trying to figure out how they can improve on it…
    And then Satan stood up and said, “I got it!, ‘HELL yes, we can'”!

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  7. …they should have played him out with this…

    https://youtu.be/_uldlUmD9C4

    “The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
    Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
    ‘Cause one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
    One’s got on the pole shove the other in a bag
    With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
    The daytime crap with the folksinger slop
    He hung himself with a guitar string
    A slab of turkey neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
    You can’t get it right if you can’t relate
    Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
    And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
    That’s chokin’ on the splinters
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby so why don’t you kill me?
    (Get crazy with the Cheeze Whiz)
    Soy un perdedor
    I’m a loser baby so why don’t you kill me?
    (Drive-by body pierce)”
    -Beck Hansen, “Loser”

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  8. @AA,
    “The Democrat candidates are the biggest assortment of weirdos I’ve ever seen in one race.”
    Barnum and Bailey got nuttin’ on this three ring circus.
    It’s only proper for Babs to sing their swan song.
    Isn’t it rich, isn’t it queer
    Losing my timing this late in my career
    And where are the clowns
    Quick send in the clowns
    Don’t bother they’re here.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODqj9Mq39FM

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  9. As a demon recently turned lose from Hell, you are desperate to hide inside the first democRAT you encounter.

    Upon entering the insane poor soul of Robert Francis Diego Alejandro Graciani O’Rourke (or just Batshit Beto for short) your mind is immediately sent reeling from the pain of loudly Punk Rock banging inside of a double-dealing D(ipshit) and disingenuous computer-hacker, reeking from the stench of whisky, Crack and poor hygiene!
    However you soon realize that you have chosen a great disguise that can be hidden in plain sight on top of Diner counters everywhere!

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  10. Directed.
    Choreographed.
    Orchestrated.
    Administered.
    Managed.
    Required.

    All the earmarks of coercion.
    All the spontaneity of a Stalin-era show-trial.

    A totalitarian cannot be otherwise. You’ll find the same instruction sheets at any (and every) Demonrat/Nihilist/Socialist/Antifa/Totalitarian rally.

    Anyone surprised? Anyone?

    izlamo delenda est …

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  11. I’m not surprised. I would wager many of his supporters were paid to be there.

    I have learned a few things watching democrat candidates, and I have concluded nothing about most of the actual candidates is real, everything about them is made up to fool the electorate, including the scrip and the fake grassroots support. Also , one will never see the dark and immoral side of these creatures exposed by the MSM, unless they are ordered to take them out.

    For Beto, and the other clowns, someone gave them a bad script, one that wasn’t suitable for the audience. They will all crash and burn. I am looking forward to the floor fight in Milwaukee.

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  12. TRF
    NOVEMBER 3, 2019 AT 8:21 AM
    “As a demon recently turned lose from Hell, you are desperate to hide inside the first democRAT you encounter.”

    …I kind of like Dante’s theory that there are people SO bad that they are driven out of their bodies straight to hell before they are supposed to die, so a demon is sent to operate their body on Earth for the rest of it’s allotted days while the original owner starts enjoying the torments of Hell IMMEDIATELY. It suit a human sense of Justice and WOULD explain a LOT of Democrat behavior, INCLUDING Betos…

    “130 “As I did, its body then is snatched away
    By a demon who takes possession of it
    Until its time on earth has all run out.

    “The soul comes crashing down into this cistern,
    And maybe the body of the shade wintering
    135 Here behind me still appears up there.
    “You must know him, if you but recently arrived.
    He is Ser Branca d’Oria, and many years
    Have passed since he was locked up in this ice.”
    “I think,” I said to him, “you must be lying,
    140 For Branca d’Oria has not even died;
    He eats and drinks and sleeps and puts on clothes.”

    “Above in the ditch of the Malebranche,”
    He said then, “where the sticky pitch boils up,
    Michel Zanche had not as yet rained down

    145 “When Branca left his body for a devil
    To take his place, and so did a close kinsman
    Who carried out this treachery with him.

    “But now — reach out your hand — open my eyes!”
    I did not, however, open them for him,
    150 Since rudeness toward him was a courtesy.

    Ah Genoese! you men so estranged
    From all sound custom and full of all corruption,
    Why have you not been scattered from this world?

    For with the wickedest spirit of Romagna
    155 I found one of you so vile that for his deeds
    In Cocytus he already bathes in soul

    And still appears up here alive in body.”

    -Dante, “Inferno”, Canto 33:130-155

    …nice though, shame there’s no Scriptual support for it…

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  13. Comments today are outstanding, like this one from TRF:

    “As a demon recently turned lose from Hell, you are desperate to hide inside the first democRAT you encounter.
    Upon entering the insane poor soul of Robert Francis Diego Alejandro Graciani O’Rourke (or just Batshit Beto for short) your mind is immediately sent reeling from the pain of loudly Punk Rock banging inside of a double-dealing D(ipshit) and disingenuous computer-hacker, reeking from the stench of whisky, Crack and poor hygiene!

    However you soon realize that you have chosen a great disguise that can be hidden in plain sight on top of Diner counters everywhere!”

    Beto invaded by a demon from Hell. I don’t understand all of it, but it seems very creative.

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  14. @Bobcat

    “He can always go back to His Job flailing in front of the mattress store.”

    Beto (while flailing and failing) TELL ME YOU HATE TRUMP, AND YOUR MATTRESS IS FREEEEEEE!

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  15. Chants and slogans are what the socialists have used for decades to incite their illiterate and innumerate sycophants.

    “The Long March” is a myth (a lie). Come to think of it, every aspect of communism (democratic socialism, National Socialism (Nazi), Inter-National Socialism (Soviet), Italian Socialism (Fascism), Wilsonian Socialism (Progressivism), and whatever else they call it) is a lie – top to bottom; side to side.

    It’s a wonder anyone sucks into such weak-minded foolishness.

    izlamo delenda est …

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  16. I’m sure he still managed to funnel a bunch of money into his pocket.
    Is there a requirement to disclose campaign spending?
    How many friend and relatives on the payroll?
    How many millionaires have been made as “Public Servants”?

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  17. Mr. Aarfifteen NOVEMBER 3, 2019 AT 10:29 AM
    “Fake Indians, fake Hispanics, fake blacks = delusional party!!! KAG 2020!!!”

    …REAL treason, though. Most of their base likes THAT…

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  18. Beta had plenty of faults but his worst was youth.
    We already had a young punk ass in the Oval Office not too long ago and he pretty much fucked up everything that he touched too.

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  19. So not only can the left not meme, they can’t make up actually clever cheers.

    @Anonymous, no guidelines are given at Trump rallies.
    You go through security and then you’re on your own to clap or cheer. Libidiots can’t figure that stuff out for themselves. They need guidelines.
    Cheer now
    Punch a Trump supporter now
    Hug a drag queen now, etc.

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  20. rickn8or NOVEMBER 3, 2019 AT 1:50 PM
    “Supernightshade, Hillary doesn’t kill people.”

    …you’re probably right, but I think that in SOME cases, she likely enjoys a little “hands-on” management, Vince Foster comes to mind, then those “people” can take care of the annoying disposal and cover-up later…

    “Because it’s murder by numbers, one, two, three
    It’s as easy to learn as your ABC
    Murder by numbers, one, two, three
    It’s as easy to learn as your ABC

    Now if you have a taste for this experience
    And you’re flushed with your very first success
    Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
    And you’ll find your conscience bothers you much less
    Because murder is like anything you take to
    It’s a habit-forming need for more and more
    You can bump off every member of your family
    And anybody else you find a bore

    Because it’s murder by numbers, one, two, three
    It’s as easy to learn as your ABC
    Murder by numbers, one, two, three
    It’s as easy to learn as your ABC

    Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
    In history’s great dark hall of fame
    All our greatest killers were industrious
    At least the ones that we all know by name

    But you can reach the top of your profession
    If you become the leader of the land
    For murder is the sport of the elected
    And you don’t need to lift a finger of your hand”
    -Andy Summers, “Murder By Numbers”
    https://youtu.be/W0geXR6qM7E

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